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Old Feb 01, 2007, 12:33 PM // 12:33   #1
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Last night I dreamed I was a real life Beast master. I tamed a little feral cat that had the skill set of an Assassin. It was using Unsuspecting Strike and Twisting Fangs, and it also used a skilled similar to Sharpen Daggers, except of course, it was sharpening it's claws. It was completely owning too. There was this dodgy old mutt that I wanted to test it out on, so I tried using a skill chain on it. Unsuspecting Strike made the dog whimper a little but Twisting Fangs incited a nasty bite to th cat-sin's shoulder. I puled my little ninja away to comfort him and I could tell he was scared since he was used to owning and had never been attacked back before. He looked at me al helpless and kept jumping into my lap but his claws were really sharp and he kept scratching me.

2nd part of dream. You know how dream come in parts, rarely do they ever flow in one continuous, logical story. This one close. I woke up in themiddle of the night (in the dream) because I thought I heard a noise. I got up to go to the kitchen and the cat-sin starts following me. I didn't want it to, because by now I remembered the shoulder injury and didn't want it aggravated; the other reason was that I was beginning to not trust the cat. So anyway, we went to the kitchen and I tried to flip on the light but it wouldn't come on. In the shadows, I saw this huge rat scurry across the floor. My cat sin was on it in a flash. Unsuspecting Strike for a quick 100+ damage since the rat was at 100% health. Twisting fangs finished the rat off, since it was only like level 5 or so. I was happy, not just because I kinda scared of the rat, but because it would maybe give my cat-sin more confidence after the ordeal with the dog.

I noticed too late that the back door was cracked. The cat-sin went right out. I decided not to follow it since their might be more rats out there. Even worse, I didn't know what or who the cat might main or kill and didn't want to be seen with it in case I had to deny any responsibility. In any case, it was clear that someone had come into the house. The door had been opened plus I went to the living room ad the space heater had been turned on. I don't know if I had suddenly turned into a Warrior or was just scared but I started using shouts like "Come out, wherever you are!", "I'm gonna call the police!", and "Please don't kill me!". I made my way upstairs and I saw a figure at the top. I finally flipped a switch that turned on a light to find out it was my little brother who had just come home. He asked me why I had been screaming like a little batch.

This post is getting to be too long for a lot of attention spans I know, but here's the last part. I find myself in my old neighborhood with my cat on a leash, but I just intuitively know this is a mission town. I see a bunch of people I don't know asking people to join their group, so I do. When we get inside the mission, I am in he same neighborhood, but now I can see more parts of it. We were doing pretty good, but there was a lot of annoying banter going on between a few of them. I just ignored it for the most part. After a while, I noticed we were getting near the end of the mission, but we hadn't tried the bonus (which somehow I knew was horribly easy and might yield some greens). I tried telling them but they didn't listen. I guess they had the bonus already, I should have made it clear that I wanted it before I left. Too late for that though, and I wanted a green. So me and my cat-sin on a leash split off and went to the bonus group's area. The group was about 5 or 6 of unknown enemies but I had the feeling my cat-sin and myself wouldn't be enough so I just lured the aggro to my group. They were plenty pissed, but we killed them. Unfortunately, they were near the end of mission group which was pretty big, and it was aggroed during the fight with the bonus group. We got killed.

This is no joke, I actually just had this dream. I just woke up so it is still pretty fresh in my mind. It's led me to conclude that I may just play the game too much.
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Old Feb 01, 2007, 02:40 PM // 14:40   #2
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It's led me to conclude that I may just play the game too much.
Ftw!, please take a break, we don't want things on the Internet like "Child dies because parents play too much GW"
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Old Feb 01, 2007, 02:45 PM // 14:45   #3
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*Please step back, regain control, and now go outside and look at the sun! Your LCD tan is not attractive* But seriously, take a break!
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Old Feb 02, 2007, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #4
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I've had some odd guild wars related dreams before, but never one as detailed as that. I once dreamed that I was in the ring of fire, and there was this group of enemies. I killed them and they dropped super powerful bows. After that it became totally random and no longer guild wars related.
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Old Feb 02, 2007, 02:31 PM // 14:31   #5
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that is weird man! how did go straight from unsuspecting strike to twisting fangs?

(and take a break)
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Old Feb 02, 2007, 02:43 PM // 14:43   #6
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A while back i dreamed we were doing a GvG against Esoteric Warriors, and that i pwnd Electron Theory anddid the /flex emote over his dead body

After that my dream turned back to the usual naked women

U should take a break dude. If you have kids one day i hope they dont walk around with the name "Shiro" or "Rurik".
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Old Feb 02, 2007, 02:48 PM // 14:48   #7
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who would nem their kid rurik anyway? koss would be awsome!
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Old Feb 02, 2007, 02:49 PM // 14:49   #8
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This post is getting to be too long for a lot of attention spans I know, but here's the last part.
And my attention span was already short... lol...

Weird dream. I dreamed once or twice about GW, but I can't fully remember the details... all I know is that I was my necro, in his current armor, and I was in a group somewhere. I couldn't even see the damage I dealt. But the same realization hit me: "Maaaaan I play too much".
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Old Feb 02, 2007, 07:21 PM // 19:21   #9
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I see Gypsie Ettins.



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Old Feb 02, 2007, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #10
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I remember my dream, I was running around and spamming "Heal me stupid monks"
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Old Feb 02, 2007, 11:02 PM // 23:02   #11
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And I thought I was having weird dreams...
Well I remember being in an Echovald-ish place and there was a Xunlai agent on a rock and I could not reach her. And another time I saw Jeff Strain with a classmate of mine on a ship.
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Old Feb 03, 2007, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #12
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I had one about teaching a kiting class. I think the pupils were 4-yr-olds. What I remember of it was hilarious. Me yelling things like "No, to the side, not backwards!" Kids banging into each other.

Actually, it was sort of like a real group in GW, but I was actually saying the things I usually just think.
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Old Feb 03, 2007, 02:31 AM // 02:31   #13
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Old Feb 04, 2007, 03:44 AM // 03:44   #14
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I have had dreams before about guild wars...but never quite like that. o_O

I generally have dreams about playing guild wars, or finding some uber rare weapon...Like the other night I had a dream that I found some odd spot in the water somewhere, it had a path that seemed to be never ending, and when i got to some place with a bunch of enimies, i noticed a glowing purple chest, I killed all the baddies, and opened the chest to find a 'pink' weapon and it was called "Sword of Silhouette"

I am thinking that that means I am on the forums to much...
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Old Feb 04, 2007, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #15
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All i have to say is "o.0"
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Old Feb 05, 2007, 04:35 AM // 04:35   #16
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rofl i used to be just as bad till i quit.

i remember wakin up a couple times, lookin at my cat, wondering, "does it have a +30health mod yet?" , then going right back to sleep. ive also had plenty of game related dreams. most of which i dont remember.

but i do remember a dream i had recently about a game i used to play for ps2 called Monster Hunter. i kicked so much ass in that game. always using my greatsword and lances n whatnot. anyway. in that game this one monster was always a bitch for melee characters. the khezu, and pardon my explanation. but i want you to picture a super white dick with legs and wings, and bigass fangs. it roars flys, has no eyes. and its electric. and when you attacked it in melee it would either stretch out its longass neck and bite, or creat a huge elecric sheild around itself that would knock back enemies and do a ton of damage. (they also could climb the ceilings of caves [which they lived in] and would randomly pop down and surprise hunters on missions)


ANYWAY! in my dream i was walken around in this cave in the swamp zone and randomly one of these popped down and bit me right in the nuts. then it shocked as it bit down and thats right about when i woke up

so ur not the only one who is over obsessive about a game, cuz i played that monster hunter game so dam much..... and i still want to go play it some more.


***EDIT: if any of u are lookin for a new game to play, get MH for ps2 cuz it kicks SO MUCH ASS! u can play offline and online mode, and you can carve up ur kills for materials and make armors out of shit u kill. best game ever!***

lol edit again, heres a few of the things u get to kill - and u can see how big they r in comparison to you in game, cuz in the bottum left, kinda towards the middle is a person. these arent the only things in the game though, theres a ton more then that.





RAWRGH! edit again: the game has an english version too. lol cuz a lot of the images on the net have the chinese version.


dang im goin crazy with the edits: there is no khezu in that pic. and i cant find any pics of one on internet

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Old Feb 05, 2007, 05:13 AM // 05:13   #17
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I had a dream once... it was about my ele in watchtower coast (an exploreable area in kryta), walking along burning stuff to death when lots of titans showed up. I hadn't seen a titan before so it appeared as a big fiery head. I reasoned with it and it let me go. LOL!
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